Alright, friends, time to lace up those sneakers and step into the future of fitness apps with “Steppin’.” This one isn’t just your run-of-the-mill “move-more” tracker. No, Steppin’ gets serious. It locks you out of TikTok, Instagram, and all your social media faves unless you hit your step goals for the day. That’s right, your endless scrolling? On hold until you start hoofing it.

The mastermind behind this diabolical brilliance says the idea came to him on vacation. Picture it: stunning views, postcard-perfect landscapes, and what were they all doing? Scrolling through social media like it was their job. That’s when the lightbulb went off—combine walking with earning your right to doom-scroll. Genius, right?

Here’s how it works: you log your steps, hit your goal, and voilà—unlock time on your socials. Think of it as fitness bribery with a side of screen time. And honestly, it’s not just about looking good; it’s about feeling good. They’re hoping this mix of movement and motivation boosts both your body and your brainpower.

But let’s be real for a sec. Have you seen what’s happening on X (Twitter, for the uninitiated) lately? I’m not sure it’s worth walking to the mailbox for. And fingers crossed Steppin’s fact-checking game is sharper than Zuckerberg’s!