Today is a big day for our American neighbors, as they head to the polls to vote on the issues that matter most to them. But while we aren’t voting for our own leader, we could use this opportunity to settle some of our own deeply divisive questions!

What if, the next time we vote, there was a bonus ballot just for settling the debates that tear us apart? Imagine voting on the real hot-button issues: Does ketchup belong in KD? Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Is a hot dog a sandwich? Sure, most of the topics on my ballot might be food-related, but we need clarity! It’s time to put these debates to rest once and for all.