You know, it’s that time of year again when we feel like we had more time, but it’s back… the seasonal onslaught of Hallmark movies. And they’re here to assault all of our senses.

Now, I get it. Some people love them. My mother-in-law is a prime example—she’s glued to the holiday Hallmark channel from November through New Year’s like it’s her job. But this year, there’s a new contender for cringiest movie of all time: a mock-up Hallmark film about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift! The title? Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story.

As if that wasn’t cringy enough, I think they could go even harder. How about something like:

–End Zone Enchantment: Love Story of the Swiftest Touchdown

–Red Zone Romance: Swift Pass to the Heart?

–First Down, Forever: Catching Swift’s Heart?

I know, I hate them too…